an invitation to rest

 

I recieved this in the psychic-mail this morning, and I feel obligated to respond!

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invitation text:

dear kening, 

we kindly urge your presence at a very important, somewhat anti-social function, which requires your imminent leave from all projects, commitments, social obligations, and productive activities of any sort, which do not pertain to our mission. please RSVP at your earliest convenience. thank you. 

— the universe 

PS. btw, your presence is mandatory. you are in debt.

attendance

  • immediately, with pleasure

  • delayed by __ minutes or __ hours, due to an extremely time urgent obligation (provide reasons below)

 
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